Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
