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Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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