i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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