I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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