If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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