I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Can Purell be used as lube?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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