what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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