Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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