.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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