U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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