i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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