susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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