I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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