Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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