One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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