It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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