And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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