The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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