Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
there is glitter all over my balls
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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