You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Randomize
