I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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