I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
