I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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