If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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