It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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