"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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