another moral hangover. fuck.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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