I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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