you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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