If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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