actually, I'm a sock model
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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