Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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