Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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