Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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