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i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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