your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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