It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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