I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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