I wanna bring you to show and tell
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I will die if light touches me.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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