Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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