I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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