I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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