VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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