we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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