your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
