come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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