so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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