I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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