Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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