so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.