you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.