how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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