Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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