what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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