Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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