Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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