Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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